15+ Best Natural Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Crush

50 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Me:

A young boy in a blue martial arts outfit is doing a high kick against a tree. The text on the image reads "Friend: here comes your crush, act natural. Me:"

God

17 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

Value Pack

144 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts labeled "Frosted Chlorine" instead of the actual flavor. A container of pool chlorine tablets is in the lower-left corner.

Fish

45 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.

Ham

15 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Toothpaste

29 views · R3Y · 1 year ago

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Man

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads: "I agree unironically. If a 'man' is so light I can overhead press him for a set, then me filling his asshole with my seed isn't actually gay. I'm just enforcing the natural order by asserting my dominance over him. I've fucked like 6 or 7 guys since highschool and I don't consider myself gay at all."

Shotgun

25 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A can of PetAg KMR Kitten Milk Replacer with the text "*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*" written above it. The can features a picture of a cute white kitten.

Reaction

20 views · ⯎Mia⯎ · 2 years ago

I've never related to something so much

The text on the black background reads: I've said L to the most horrendous shit just as a natural reaction.

pop-tart

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts, frosted mac & cheese flavor. It is a blue box that says "Value Pack 16". There are two Pop-Tarts on the box and also a small bowl of mac and cheese.

Game

61 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image is a mock-up of a video game cover for Playstation 2. The title of the game is "Natural Born Killers Columbine". The cover art features various images related to the Columbine High School massacre and the movie Natural Born Killers. It also has the RP rating.

Grass

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog is looking at the camera in front of a field, with the text "OK BRO I TOUCHED GRASS" on top and "SO DO THE HOES JUST COME TO ME NATURALLY OR WHAT" on the bottom.

Hitman

60 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A person in a suit holds a gun. Text on the image reads, "HITMAN FOR HIRE. The only service you can trust! Dependably eliminating students since 1999. SANG VOLA. In Association with COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL. A Natural Selection Production."

Cigarette

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a circular flow diagram. It starts with the text "I wake up", then an arrow points to a picture of a cat and multiple packages of Natural American Spirit cigarettes and the text "maybe 5 packs of cigs will help". Another arrow leads to "post silly things online" and then to "there is something wrong with me" before going back to "I wake up".

Dog

8 views · AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH · 1 year ago

The meme shows text saying "John Wick's dog dies naturally."
His friend: "Don't be sad. God gives life and God takes it."
John Wick: "So you mean God killed my dog."
God:". Below the text are two images of a statue of a man, who is looking to the side in the first picture. In the second picture, his eyes are wide and he looks worried.

Duck

4 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A white duck is pictured on the left, and on the right is a list of "Duck facts!" which includes: "until 1995 ducks were classified as pond cats", "They have feathers because they would look ridiculous in shirts", "Duck's feet made of cheese", "The duck's natural enemy is explosion", "Ducks can't go into space on their own", and "Bread bread bread bread breab breadd bread".

Water

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

No way they had it🥀🥀🥀

A photograph shows five blue glass bottles of Saratoga natural spring water on a shelf in a grocery store. Price tags read '$2.27', '$1.99', and '$3.19 $2.79'. One tag says 'New item'. The bottles are labeled with "Saratoga", "Since 1872", "Still", and "Natural Spring Water."

Calorie

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A can of "RANCH WATER BUTTERMILK HARD SELTZER" is shown with a celery and carrot garnish sticking out of the top. In the background a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is slightly out of focus.

Makeup

74 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A retail shelf displaying various shades of e.l.f. Flawless Satin Foundation. The lighter shades on the top are sitting freely on the shelf, while the darker shades on the bottom are all equipped with bulky yellow anti-theft security tags.

Prostate exam

154 views · Thomas · 7 years ago

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.