10+ Best Makeup Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Cat

A calico kitten with dark smudges under its eyes, sitting in a gray bed. The text reads, "Her meowscara is ruined."

Girl

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Man

A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."

Barbie

barbie is her rebelling arc:

A Barbie doll with dark, messy eye makeup and lipstick is in the foreground, with a blurry Kum & Go sign in the background. The doll's hair is blonde and messy.

Sigma

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Internet

A white duck with a red lipstick on applying red lipstick on its beak. Text at the bottom reads: "Because, it's the Internet. That's why. Now keep scrolling."

Girlfriend

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

Dementia

Wait what???

A person is applying makeup to transform into a clown. The four images show the progression: first white base makeup, then the clown's specific makeup, then a wig, and finally the finished clown face. The text reads, "I don't always have dementia, but when I do..." repeated over each image.

Uncle

My uncle <3

A person with dark hair in pigtails, heavy makeup and missing front teeth. The text on the image says "группа Заряжаю на позитив!!!". The website StuffMakesMeHappy.com is also visible.

Emo

emo

A person with pale face is covered in white cream. The face is decorated with black makeup around the eyes and lips.

Retail

A retail shelf displaying various shades of e.l.f. Flawless Satin Foundation. The lighter shades on the top are sitting freely on the shelf, while the darker shades on the bottom are all equipped with bulky yellow anti-theft security tags.

Princess

say hello to my little princess. isnt she beutifull?? xx

A person applies pink blush with a makeup brush while holding a pink makeup palette with the word 'Kylie' on it.

Jokes

Kid

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

Eyebrow

One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Mental Health

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?