Baby Memes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Text message

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message, sent on Saturday at 10:25 PM, reads "Wyd baby girl" with heart eyes emoji. The second message, sent today at 8:02 AM, reads "I want your lil autistic ass to be mine" with a winky face emoji. The third message reads "Wyd today."

Rebellion

REBEL!!!!!

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a man standing next to a sign that shows several things that are not allowed, like smoking, drinking, and using electronic devices. The text above him reads "TAKE THAT" and below, "SOCIETY!". The right panel shows a baby with a defiant expression. The text above it reads "TOOK THE 'DO NOT REMOVE' STICKER OFF MY MATTRESS" and below, "DIDN'T GET FINED".

Tesla

A baby is on all fours, wearing a Tesla-branded diaper. In the background, there's a box of these diapers with the words "NEW!" and "TESLA" on it. A smaller text on the diaper package reads: "25 HUMAN WASTE CONTAINMENT".

School

An image depicting a large, mother Pikachu-like creature lying on a furry surface, with multiple smaller, baby Pikachu-like creatures surrounding her, some suckling from her teats. A red and white Poké Ball is visible on the left. The text overlaid on the image reads: "I hate school" mfs the second they step into 4th period.

Question

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

Cat

What # are you? Im 7

The image is a chart titled "A cat meows" with 7 possible reactions to a cat meowing. They are: "arnt you a little baby" #1, Pets the cat #2, Responds conversationally #3, Meows back #4, Ignores #5, Responds with insults but pets it anyway #6, and is afraid of cats #7.

Sex

A sleeping newborn baby lies in a grey bassinet with a mobile featuring a heart-shaped ornament hanging above it. White text at the top reads, "STORK DENIERS BE LIKE," and white text at the bottom says, "MUST HAVE BEEN SEX."

Figure

Who are you?

The image shows six figures labeled #1 to #6. The first figure is labeled 'shy', the second 'clown?', the third 'chill', the fourth 'special', the fifth 'cry baby', and the sixth figure has the label 'Actually fucking phyco to the point where you look like you are on drugs'. Each figure is different: The second figure has a colorful hat and the fifth has tears.

Exercise

The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."

Corner

Cute

A baby with a pacifier is looking around a corner.

Brother

My brother

A cute toddler with blond hair is sitting on the floor, holding a colorful ball and a pink toy. He's got a pacifier in his mouth and looks directly at the viewer.

Brother

My brother is cute

A close up photo of a baby with a pacifier in his mouth, holding a colorful ball toy in his hand.

Face

my lil baby

A close up of a person's face that is distorted and has cartoon eyes and mouth drawn over the real ones. The person is wearing a red bandana. The background is blurry and looks like an indoor setting.

Brother

The text overlay reads: "Realizing my little brother's teeth came in so he can't give me the drooling meat toothless velvety meat muncher anymore." Below the text there is a video of a man with a cap, looking to the side.

Theory

New theory just dropped????

The image is split in two. On the left, there is a photo of a young child with curly blond hair being held by an adult. To the side stands a woman with long, dark, wavy hair. On the right side of the image, there is a photo of Ice Spice. Text above the pictures reads, "Illuminati might kill me but. Ice Spice is Drake's real baby mother... & he can't expose it because she was underage and that's why that rap battle had to be shut down. Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4."

Freddy Fazbear

A screenshot from a YouTube video shows a man holding a white plush animal with a red arrow pointing at it and a cartoon of a female Freddy Fazbear next to him. The title of the video is "ME AND FREDDY FAZBEAR HAD A BABY!!! *MEET OUR BABY*."

Dance

oogachaka baby

A 3D animated baby is dancing against a black background. The baby is wearing a diaper and has a blank expression.

Jokes

Morbid humor

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

Vasectomy

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

Child

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?