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Anonymous

What # are you? Im 7

The image is a chart titled "A cat meows" with 7 possible reactions to a cat meowing. They are: "arnt you a little baby" #1, Pets the cat #2, Responds conversationally #3, Meows back #4, Ignores #5, Responds with insults but pets it anyway #6, and is afraid of cats #7.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

Thoughtless

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Anonymous

Who are you?

The image shows six figures labeled #1 to #6. The first figure is labeled 'shy', the second 'clown?', the third 'chill', the fourth 'special', the fifth 'cry baby', and the sixth figure has the label 'Actually fucking phyco to the point where you look like you are on drugs'. Each figure is different: The second figure has a colorful hat and the fifth has tears.

F_ck teslas

A baby is on all fours, wearing a Tesla-branded diaper. In the background, there's a box of these diapers with the words "NEW!" and "TESLA" on it. A smaller text on the diaper package reads: "25 HUMAN WASTE CONTAINMENT".

ADHD autist

Cute

A baby with a pacifier is looking around a corner.

ADHD autist

My brother is cute

A close up photo of a baby with a pacifier in his mouth, holding a colorful ball toy in his hand.

ADHD autist

My brother

A cute toddler with blond hair is sitting on the floor, holding a colorful ball and a pink toy. He's got a pacifier in his mouth and looks directly at the viewer.

RapBoat

New theory just dropped????

Jayo Say So Follow
Illuminati might kill me but
ice spice is Drake real baby mother.... & he can't
expose it because she was underage and that's why
that rap battle had to be shut down
Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4
RULLER
pleasedentlack

Daddy dick

my lil baby

A close up of a person's face that is distorted and has cartoon eyes and mouth drawn over the real ones. The person is wearing a red bandana. The background is blurry and looks like an indoor setting.

MEME LORD

The text overlay reads: "Realizing my little brother's teeth came in so he can't give me the drooling meat toothless velvety meat muncher anymore." Below the text there is a video of a man with a cap, looking to the side.

Anonymous

POLO
10:02
ME AND FREDDY FAZBEAR HAD A BABY!!!
*MEET OUR BABY*
elisocray 268K views 3 years ago

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

oogachaka baby

A 3D animated baby is dancing against a black background. The baby is wearing a diaper and has a blank expression.

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