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Anonymous

A baby in a teal outfit, looking distressed, is emerging from a large purple backpack. The text overlay reads: "First day at the Shein factory."

randomone

How to make babies laugh

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, a woman with light skin is making a silly face with her eyes wide, her tongue out, and her hands framing her face. The text above says "Baby teasing". On the right, a man with light skin is smiling and squinting his eyes by pushing the skin at the corner of his eyes. The text above says "asian baby teasing".

tensebot501

A baby with a somewhat serious facial expression is sitting in a chair. Above the baby, the text reads "I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MILK" and below, the text continues with "BUT WHEN I DO."

Daddy dick

Hi

A close-up photo of a baby with a scrunched-up face, mouth open, and a determined expression, wrapped in a light-colored blanket against a light-wood background.

Yourgirl_gabby13!

Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

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Noodles

A very small kitten is held in someone's hand. Its eyes are closed and it looks like it's sleeping.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Anonymous

Doing Gods work wad

Deadpool holding a baby wrapped in a white cloth with a speech bubble stating, "I got him! I saved black baby Jesus!"

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rip my bird he died :(

A bird sits on a towel. The text 'My baby' is written in a handwritten font on the image.

Adolf Nigler

When a Marvel movie reaches the credits.

A man is singing into a microphone. The caption below says, "But baby, baby somethin's tellin' me this ain't over yet."

Wade

A woman with long dreadlocks and a colorful hat is pictured. The text over her reads: "Claims unborn babies are just parasites, which gives mothers the right to kill them. Doesn't realize that makes her an overgrown parasite."

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FR

The meme shows a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there is a photo of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson looking muscular with an explosion in the background and the text "HOW I FEEL AFTER I LEAVE THE GYM." On the right, there is a photo of a chubby baby with the text "When you're cute but you ain't summer ready."

tensebot501

A cartoon image shows a woman holding a baby. Text on top says, "When babies start talking:" Text on the bottom says, "I just did a boom boom"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a muscular man standing over a woman in a hospital bed. The man is saying, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BABY?" Below, the text reads, "GO FIND IT".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two cartoon characters. On the left, a person with glasses is crying and says "Nooooo you can't just say random slang it doesn't make sense". On the right, a baby with a pacifier says "Skibidi Gyatt Ohio Rizzler Baby Gronk Sigma Mewing Grimace Shake The Ocky Way".

MEME LORD

A person is laying face down on a white surface. The character Plankton from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants" is standing on top of the person's back and "massaging" their lower back. Text above the picture reads: "Baby can you give me an upper back massage" Me:

MEME LORD

The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."

Anonymous

A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.

Heroin Monkey

Adolf kitler

A gray kitten is curled up and cleaning its paw on a wooden floor. The image is accompanied by the text: "Here we see a baby wigglefloof cleaning its tiny squishbeans".

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