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Boom boom

2 years ago
A cartoon image shows a woman holding a baby. Text on top says, "When babies start talking:" Text on the bottom says, "I just did a boom boom"
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  • Car

    1 year ago
    A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.
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  • Man

    1 year ago
    The image shows a muscular man standing over a woman in a hospital bed. The man is saying, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BABY?" Below, the text reads, "GO FIND IT".
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  • Father

    1 year ago
    A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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  • Relationship

    1 year ago
    A person is laying face down on a white surface. The character Plankton from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants" is standing on top of the person's back and "massaging" their lower back. Text above the picture reads: "Baby can you give me an upper back massage" Me:
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  • Kill

    1 year ago
    The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."
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  • Kitten

    8 months ago
    A gray kitten is curled up and cleaning its paw on a wooden floor. The image is accompanied by the text: "Here we see a baby wigglefloof cleaning its tiny squishbeans".
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  • Life

    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a social media post where a user shares the tragic news of their 21-year-old nephew's suicide. Another user replies by comparing the situation to the anime "Yu Yu Hakusho." The original poster then criticizes the insensitivity of the response.
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  • baby Jesus

    7 months ago
    A meme showing KSI at the BRIT Awards 2025, with the text "SWEET BABY JESUS" overlaid on the image, accompanied by emojis.
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    Exclamation

    7 months ago
    The image shows a bear avatar named Explain Bear. Explain Bear says that KSI is a famous YouTuber and that "SWEET BABY JESUS" is just an exclamation, similar to "Oh my God!" Explain Bear adds that the author of the post has no bitches.
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  • Breakup

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange. The conversation starts with "Baby listen...", followed by "Say baby <3", then "Let's breakup". The sender replies "I wanted to say this from a long time ago, I thought it may hurt you, but you also feel the same let's breakup then, bye." The final message is "And marry <3 <3".
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  • Number

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".
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  • Movie

    1 year ago

    Me

    A red fox animatronic figure with a gun stands in a dimly lit room, flanked by two other animatronics. The text on the image reads: "Me after hearing a baby cry during the fnaf movie."
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  • Mistake

    1 year ago
    A photo of a man with a slightly confused expression and a meme text above him that says: "When you accidentally eat the sleep and but the baby to pizza."
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  • Covid

    2 years ago

    2020

    A still from a movie features two people dressed as elves. The text on the image reads "I really can't stay... Baby, it's covid outside..."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Candy

    2 years ago

    ON BABY

    A Toy Story scene showing Woody looking concerned with Buzz Lightyear next to him making a suspicious offer. Text overlay: "When Ryan asks a young child if they want some candy."
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  • Top

    2 years ago

    Skeletor makes an oopsie

    Skeletor looks distressed, holding his head in his hands. The text reads: "Oh crap...I left the baby on top of the car. It wasn't even my car, or my baby."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Me scaring the shit out
of an unsupervised
baby at Walmart
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  • Gender

    2 years ago

    imagine

    A picture of a baby with wide eyes looking to the side. The text "Guess this baby's gender, male or female" is above the baby. The name "Emcee" is in the lower right corner.
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