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Wade

Skeletor makes an oopsie

Skeletor looks distressed, holding his head in his hands. The text reads: "Oh crap...I left the baby on top of the car. It wasn't even my car, or my baby."

T H A N A

2020

A still from a movie features two people dressed as elves. The text on the image reads "I really can't stay... Baby, it's covid outside..."

CaptainEgg75

imagine

A picture of a baby with wide eyes looking to the side. The text "Guess this baby's gender, male or female" is above the baby. The name "Emcee" is in the lower right corner.

Cricket Green

Me

A four-panel cartoon shows a baby wrapped in orange cloth. In the first panel, the baby is yelling. In the second panel, the baby's mother is holding the baby and saying 'Here it comes!'. In the third panel, the baby, now wearing sunglasses and holding two guns, says 'Tickle my pickle, mami'. In the fourth panel, the mother says 'Oh no' and looks scared. Text in the panels says, 'AHHH...', 'HERE IT COMES!', 'TICKLE MY PICKLE, MAMI', 'OH NO'.

Why should you care

"Sinister Laugh"

A baby with his fingers near his mouth, looking directly at the viewer. The text in the image says: "How do I put this? You will never "sleep in" again."

Glassie wxter

Close-up of a baby's face, eyes wide open and looking forward.

imshorttehe

If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨

A close-up image of a newborn baby with a scrunched-up face and mouth open, as if yelling or crying. The image also contains text that says, "My friend just had a baby.."

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

When you have a baby that likes water then changed their mind:

A baby is walking away from a bucket of water in a garden. There is a trampoline and a hose in the background.

Daddy dick

hi

A close-up of a baby's face with a wide, distorted smile. The baby's features are exaggerated, making the head appear large and the mouth prominent. The text "hi" is below the face.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

$A photo of multiple fluffy yellow ducklings. One in the front appears to have an angry expression. The text on the image reads, "I googled \"angry duck\" and I'm really glad I did. I feel you, little duck."$

bruce

A cartoon image shows a woman with orange hair holding a baby. The text says: "When babies start talking: I just did a boom boom"

Ashton Parkes

baby gets high on weed

A black and white photo of a baby sitting in a baby carriage, holding a pipe in its mouth.

Anonymous

look how cute this cat is like if you think he is cute

A small orange kitten is sleeping on a light colored surface. A tiny yellow chick is cuddling up against the cat's face.

LOVE MADDI👒

MY BABYS

Four dogs are lounging on a grey couch. Three are lying down, and one is sitting upright.

Anonymous

Saturday 10:25 PM
Wyd baby girl→
Today 8:02 AM
I want your lil autistic ass to be
mine
Wyd today

Why should you care

REBEL!!!!!

The image shows two panels. The left panel depicts a man standing next to a sign that shows several things that are not allowed, like smoking, drinking, and using electronic devices. The text above him reads "TAKE THAT" and below, "SOCIETY!". The right panel shows a baby with a defiant expression. The text above it reads "TOOK THE 'DO NOT REMOVE' STICKER OFF MY MATTRESS" and below, "DIDN'T GET FINED".

Heroin Monkey

bro wtf is tihs ad

A video game ad showing a baby crawling away from a man in an orange shirt in a house. The text says, "Play Whos Your Daddy. Play Around In Your Two-Story House And Garden Packed With Potentially Dangerous Items. Sponsored. MaxLevelFun. Download"

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a man with a slightly confused expression and a meme text above him that says: "When you accidentally eat the sleep and but the baby to pizza."

countryhumans memes

Instructions:
Exercising Baby
YES
Dad
wut
NO

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