Meeting jokes
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."