Newest Math Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?

Because he was 2 squared.

There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there

What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!

i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you

How does a cow do math? With a cow-culator

if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?

Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz

what to you do to 7 to make it even? take off the S

What did the math acorn say when it grew up?

Gee-I'm-a-tree.

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40”

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B2

What does a cow use in school? A cowculater

Why was 7 afraid of 6

Because 6 8 7

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333

how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s

What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL

What did the math book say to the other math book?

Wanna hear my problems?

There was a doctors room filled with 20 women 4 kids 15 men and 1dog However there were forty foreheads. How is this possible.(they will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads)

Because there are 40 foreheads not 44 heads

Kid: hey dad Dad: your an hour late Kid: no it was 2 hours also I was working on math Dad: by yourself? Kid: no, Dad: a boy?, Kid: I was with the teacher