Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
