Newest Make Jokes - Page 21 - Worst Jokes Ever

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

Can confirm this is me
I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again.
You guys are the best.
Dagger, stfu.
but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose)
:hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble.
Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind.
Ashton, STFU.
Bye ya'll
For real this time.

imagine making your own meme

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GREAT GORGE
RESORT
PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW
PEOPLE WHO KNOW...

What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.

dose this centinse make any cents

"dose this make any cents" a man says "oh it dose make cents" me<-- thing:Lemin"aid"<--another joke

Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you

Luke ask his friend how old is youre father James replied hes as old as me luke then said it doesent make any sense james then said he became father when i was born

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O' neal

You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈

Ceo intrupidore born in 1964 Jeffrey,Jeffrey bozos.repeat come on Jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back in to it tell is why show is how look at where you came from look at you now. Zuckerberg and gates and Muke it the anchors can make and sick it up there wivs drink there blood come on jeff get I'm dododoodododod

Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.

Your so clapped that you make susan boyle attractive

I asked the gym instructor

"can you teach me to do the splits?",

"How flexible are you?" He asked

"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."

why cant an orphan make a home run in baseball because they have no home to go to

Your so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Yous were never great in the first place

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms