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Make Jokes

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."