Make a wish jokes
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."