The 12-Inch Pianist

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  • A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.

    The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.

    The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."

    The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, simpleton. The genie is hard of hearing. The bartender wanted 'bucks' but got 'ducks.' The guy didn't ask for a 12-inch 'pianist' either—use your tiny brain to figure out what word sounds like 'pianist.' You're welcome.

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