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Oxygen

4 views · notsalsa · 3 years ago

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

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    3 views · Ian · 6 years ago

    I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

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    Wordplay

    1 view · Anonymous · 7 years ago

    Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

    Person 2: OMg!

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