Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
