Low jokes
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What hangs low?
Balls.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.