You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
