why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why did the accountant fell.pff his bicycle? Because he lost his balance
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."
I used to be a banker...
but then I lost interest.
