Lost

Lost Jokes

Statue

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

Job

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

Blonde

How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still wet.

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  • Cat

    Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!

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  • Balance

    I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

    Luggage

    I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

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  • Atom

    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

    One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

    The other asks, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"