Loss jokes
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
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Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!