Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Loss Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Stop, orphan joke!
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.