Loss jokes
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
My name is what orphans can never have.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
I see you.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.