Loss jokes
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.