Loss jokes
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.