Loss jokes
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.