Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.