Loss jokes
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."