Your mom.
Your dad!
Loss Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
You're homeless, you orphan!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.