Logic jokes

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

A programmer and his wife.

She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replies, "They had eggs."

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.