My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Bruh.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
F*ck me!
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Joke.
Fuck off!
