Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Lightsaber Jokes
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.