Lightsaber

Lightsaber jokes

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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