Combustion jokes

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"

The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

Like if you know what ashes are.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

The sun is fire.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

Why did the little girl's ice cream melt? She was on fire.