Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Combustion Jokes
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Like if you know what ashes are.
