Combustion jokes

Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?

She was on fire.

The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.

Like if you know what ashes are.