Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What is the definition of a woman? A life support system for a vagina
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
My father said I'm to reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology!” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
i fucked your mom, that's why i've been paying your life support since you were born
