Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Lgbt Jokes
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
I'm Gay.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
