Lgbt jokes

What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll-up.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

I'm Gay.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.