How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Lgbt Jokes
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.