Let jokes

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.

But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇

Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

When the school lets you near children again...

If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.

So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

What did one alligator say to the other alligator?

"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"

Let's have toast in the bath.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;