Let jokes
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Let's have toast in the bath.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.