Legend

Legend jokes

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

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  • Apex Legends: exists.

    Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

    Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

    I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

    One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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  • The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!

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