Legend jokes
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."