Death once had a near Chuck experience.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
— What did Micheal Jackson find on his bedsheets
Billies Jeans... He He
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
