Legend jokes
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.