i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick...and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
