Legend jokes
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Nessie is dying.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*