
Legacy jokes
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.