Legacy jokes

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

I still remember my granddad's last words,

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!

I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.