Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
