Legacy jokes
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.