New Legacy Jokes

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.

I will never forget my grandpas last words, Hold the ladder!

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.