Leadership jokes
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
King.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
All hail President Trump!
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...