Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
All hail President Trump!
What did Obama ask Trump?
Putin's Brain:
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
