Laundry

Laundry Jokes

How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.

I would rather do my own laundry not my uncle"s laundry because I ain"t no damn butler like Alfred from batman i don't live in no damn batcave by Gotham tity.

Wife:I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Dont worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.