Laundry

Laundry Jokes

Uncle

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

Wife

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

Employee

Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?

Because they always come out clean.

Day Off

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?

Color

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colors...

Difference

What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.

Hooker

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.