Laundry

Laundry Jokes

Woman

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Stain

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

Seizure

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

End

What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?

Kid

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

Blood Type

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

Line

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

Mom

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

Cheetah

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

Epilepsy

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

Seizure

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some laundry.

Washing Machine

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.

The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.

After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.

Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"

Washer

Why are washers better than babies?

Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.

Orphan

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

Dryer

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

Blonde

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Towel

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?