Laden jokes
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.