Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Laden Jokes
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
