Laden jokes
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.