Laden jokes
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.