Laden jokes
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.