Laden

Laden Jokes

Bullet

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

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  • Birthday

    That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

    9/11

    Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

    Osama Bin Laden

    What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

    Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

    Bin Laden

    What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.

    Virgin

    Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

    Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

    Gay

    Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

    Building

    Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

    “Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

    “Why is that?”

    “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

    Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

    Pakistan

    People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...

    Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.

    Robber

    Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

    A black guy.

    Bin Laden

    Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

    He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.