Laden jokes
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.