Korea

Korea Jokes

Nuke

Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Stereotype

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

War

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Stand-up comedy

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

North Korea

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

Gun

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

Baby

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

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  • Ruler

    Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.