Korea jokes
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
North Korea?
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Loud Korea noise.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Joke.