South Korea jokes

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...