Koala jokes
Koalas are awesome!
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
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Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎