What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
In Africa a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty the kangaroo said that when they have no water they dig a hole and water comes out of it then the kangaroo digged and in 1 minute the koala said that is there any watering there now and the kangaroo said no and the koala had to wait for so many minutes and soon water came out of the the hole and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water and the kangaroo wanted water too so he tried to pull out the koala but instead his tail got chopped off and then they never became friends again
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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What did one Koala say to the other?
Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAuuggh!
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
why did the koala fall of the tree becuase it was dead DUHHHHHHHHHHH
