Eucalyptus jokes
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 馃槀
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
If trees could kill you, they wood.