Eucalyptus jokes
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 馃槀
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"