Eucalyptus jokes
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 馃槀
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"