Knock knock

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

Susie

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

KGB

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh-?

*slaps* I will ask the questions here.

Bikini

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bikini.

Bikini who?

Oh, that was just a bikini.

Sign

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

WHO'S THERE?

*Starts putting up hand signs.*

Dad

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Knock

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Who."

"Who who?"

"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"

Door

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

Freedom

By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

Enjoy!