What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What ever it is I kind of like it
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
there are 6 kinds of vitamins.wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made,just ask the ku klux klan they will tell you.
three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don't make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.
Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
What is the richest kind of air? A millionaire
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
