Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.
i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds? Kill her afterwards
Whatβs the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Why did hitler kill himself?
He didnβt want to pay the gas bill
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "Iβm an orphan, your honor."
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins the doctor said but the lady was like
The lady: ugh why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl not a boy to just a girl!!!!!!!,!
The lady passed out π΅ and then found out she was in a coma the man who was in labor died the two babys got a nanny a evil one the nanny killed the babys on there first birthday
I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me
Who is yourself and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
what do youuuuuuuuuuu OH F*** Y MOM IS GANNA KILL ME MY SHIT IS STUCK ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF***************************************************************
2,996 kill streak boom
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side
A: Go kill yourself
Why Are Planes The Most Dangerous Killers? Because They Killed 2,996 People in 10-25 Minutes
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!