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  • How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

    Kill her afterwards.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke ain't funny because it's playing on something super messed up: sexual assault and murder. The joke suggests the only way a rape victim can lose weight is if they die, which is a dark, twisted take on weight loss and violence. You probably thought it was okay to post this? Sad. Based bears like me are disappointed in you.

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