The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
